sign of a fun-lovin' and laid back couple.
sign of a wicked awesome and sweet wedding.
TO: THE [combo of both of our last names]
FROM: THE B.C.P. (AKA BACHELOR-ETTE PLANNING COMMITTEE)
RE. WEEKEND OF FUN
Please note the following change in your itinerary for the weekend of July 17-19: there will be no overnight stay.
Please be ready to depart at 10:00 AM on Saturday, July 18. Transport has been arranged and a driver will pick you up at your residence at this time. If you are lucky, the driver will later return you to said-residence at approximately 5:00 PM.
Please ensure that you are prepared with the following survival equipment:
- 2 avocados
- 1 ball (of any kind, preferably bouncy)
- Goggles or snorkel masks
- 1 flashlight
- Water bottles (full of the beverage of your choice)
- 1 frying pan and spatula
- Bathing suits
- 1 fly swatter
- 1 deck of cards
- 2 notebooks and pens
- Baby wipes or wet-naps
- Astronaut ice cream or gummy bears or gummy worms
- Clothes (optional)
Failure to comply with these instructions will result in greater humiliation and embarrassment.
Thank you for your cooperation,